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Will Wash Feet for Laundry :

I think I'm losing my touch....last year, I could get people (umm....women) to do my laundry for me. Of course there were only a few that would really do it, others (ahem, Andrea) would tell me to goto hell. Now that Im back to doing my own laundry, I think I need to go back to drinking Colt 45 and watching old Billy Dee movies to get my groove back. Technically, I got that a couple of months ago, but we wont got into that. Got back from Boston in one piece. Sadly, I didnt get to see my nephew , the flight to ATL was canceled due to mechanical problems. Got him some gear though while I was in Springfield hanging out with "old man" Malice...long story. Back to the laundry.....after a year, things have changed. Either Im not as charming as I used to be (...), or the women are getting smarter in Colorado Springs.
I guess Im losing my charm.
I asked someone to do my laundry yesterday, and her response was that I have to do the following in order for her to do my laundry:
Prepare dinner (i can deal with that)
Prepare desert (i havent made a cake in awhile...although i dont think playing with the xtra frosting is an option)
Wash her feet (does anyone have one of those toilet scrubbers i can borrow?)

I think I did rather well during the interview. Not too arrogant, to too self-defeating. I made a point to make knowledge born that I use Linux @ home. Speaking of which, you guys can stop sending Coltrane Ims, its hard enough to keep with the emails "he" recieves. How many times have I replied to people and explained that coltrane is a "computer"....met a couple of cats in the Boston airport that are not worth mentioning other than the fact they exist. More to come on (that cat that looks like Mos Def), and Kian. I managed to keep them entertained, though.
I need to be a comedian.

Ive spoken to several people on this issue this week, and it still invokes some kind of emotional response. I have this friend (one of the Denver 124ians) that wants a child, but has conceded that she just wants someone to make a donation, since the men here arent worth the time it tok to write this sentence.....present company excluded. I hate it when cats generalize, although Im educated on her bad experiences, after bad experiences, etc, etc. In either case Im a strong believer in the "family unit", and it disturbs me when women accept otherwise as "how it is nowadays". Those are my 2 cents.
Im changing my name again.
No longer demancey
No longer d-diddy
Now, Im d-low
d-low, with the ego.
I had something else that I wanted to lament about, but I forget what that was.
I have laundry to do. And I need to buy a toilet srubber for this evening.

Peace y'all

Current Rotation:

7Moonz "Still Spittin'"
AALIYAH feat Timbaland "Resolution"
Tank feat MC Lyte "I Deserve (remix)"
SWV feat H'eye Pha'delatie "Youre the One (demancey's ego remix)"
...........I found this tape I recorded in 1995, dont ask

Eve feat Gwen Stafani (of No Doubt) "Blow Ya Mind"
M.O.P. "Ante Up" ...i was having a day
Will Smith feat Jill Scott "The Rain"
Musiq "Speechless"
Phil Upchurch "Name of Game" LP
Booker T and the MGs "Soul Limbo" LP
Charlie Parker "Confirmation"




Peace & Respects......Lamont